'Wedding Thank You Notes Gig (Lakeview)' ...
Promise me you'll never ask another person to write your thank-you notes, please. (By the way, thank-you notes are "stationery," not "stationary.")
But it would be awesome for someone to take this gig subversively, a la:
Thank you so much for the lovely fondue set. If only we liked you half as much as this kitschy retro gift! We shall enjoy it for years to come with many guests, none of whom will be you.
The Person Who Wrote This Note Because The Recipients Of Your Gift Couldn't Be Bothered