Changing Fortunes ...
And then I remembered what day it was.
The evening before Thanksgiving? No, I decided, the grocery store was not the best place to be.
So I phoned in my order and went to pick it up (it's quicker that way) and came home and inhaled a small mountain of pork fried rice and then cracked into my fortune cookie.
"There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you."
My fortune was hedging?
It's a fortune, people. Go all in, fortune writers. Your credibility is not on the line.
And my "Learn Chinese" word?
Mandarin fluency, I'm on my way!
The next morning, I had leftovers for breakfast and cracked into Cookie No. 2.
"Someone who deserves special attention awaits your magic voice."
That's a little Cinemax After Dark for a fortune, isn't it?
Maybe there's a gig with a 1-900 line in my future.
The fortune writers are getting a little randy.
Oh, and my "Learn Chinese" word?
Confucius would be proud.