Saturday, April 21, 2007

I'm Lovin' It (If By 'It' You Mean A Cardiologist) ...

Sometimes, I'm just lazy.

Like today. On the way home after running errands, I pulled into the drive-thru lane at McDonald's for an Asian salad with grilled chicken. Hey, it's got edamame in it.

Waiting in line, I couldn't help but hear the order of the guy in the car - a gleaming white Cadillac Escalade - in front of me.

He opened with a crispy chicken Club sandwich ... with extra mayo.

That's right: reheated fried chicken topped with extra mayo, bacon, and cheese.

Did McDonald's introduce a McNitroglycerin Patch? McDefibrillator? McStent?

Seriously, dude: extra mayo? "Yeah, there's not quite enough fat on my sandwich. Gimme some extra fat."

I sat in my car and laughed.

If you'll excuse me, it's time for my nightly bowl of Miracle Whip with chunks of butter.


Blogger Jeff Hunter said...

He's driving an Escalade, what more would you expect? He's telling the Doctor the next day, "Hey, I eat healthy when I go out..."

4:04 PM  

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