Saturday, January 28, 2006

Swimwear Is A Sin ...


I swear I am not making this up.

Click on the title of the post to see for yourself.

Patty sent a link to me this morning for WholsomeWear, the introduction page for which reads:

"WholesomeWear is a modest line of clothing for 'wherever.' Our WaterWear is the first to be introduced because the need for modesty in swimwear is greatest and the supply is almost non-existent. Swimwear that 'highlights the face, rather than the body' includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face. The spandex undergarment fits like a body suit, while the loose fitting Taslan outer garment limits cling and adds modesty and style."

Unfortunately, there is no "About Us" link on the site to shed a little light on the folks who see the great need for modesty in swimwear. Some might agree that thong bikinis are a tad bit too revealing, but isn't this a bit too much of a throwback to the turn of the previous century?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take a swig of chutzpah and call Mike yourself. This little bit of information culled from the wholesomewear.com registrant filing. Available to all via the WWW.

Registrant:
Mike Shrock (WHOLESOMEWEAR-COM-DOM)
PO Box 559
Aurora, OR 97002
USA
503-871-5541

11:38 AM  
Blogger OneMan said...

That is the nice things about free markets. If people want this stuff they can buy it and someone will make money.

Reguardless of the motivation behind these clothes at least for now on one is forcing you to wear them on the beach or at the public pool.

So if people want to wear them and want to buy them what does it really matter if the motivation is a fetish for 1900's swimwear or part of some vast right wing movement?

OneMan

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Mikeachim said...

At last! I don't have to look at women and their scantily draped bodies, and have impure thoughts, which obviously is the fault of women, unclean creatures that they are.
To whit:
Where exactly are the super-demure swimsuits that cover up the *male* torso?
Because, to be honest, I'd welcome something that covers up the growing acres of beer-belly and man-boobage that increasingly terrorise Western beaches....
Yes. AntiVisualPollutionWare(TM). I'm going to be rich.

6:24 PM  

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