Sunday, November 13, 2005

Cheesed Off ...

I almost never eat Doritos. And I really almost never eat nacho cheese Doritos.

But for the past two days, I've had a taste for them. Weird. (No, I haven't been smoking pot.)

So last night, I went to the store (needed coffee goo for this morning) and picked up a bag, which screamed from the store shelf, "Nacho Cheesier! Now Better Tasting!" (And also "0 Grams Trans Fats" because, you know, the Doritos set is a health-conscious bunch.)

I brought 'em home. I popped in "Carlito's Way" (ah, that scene where he kicks in Penelope Ann Miller's door!), and popped a Dorito into my mouth.

You know what? They don't taste the same. The better-tasting, 0-grams-trans-fattiness has seemingly forever altered the nacho cheese Doritos of my memory.

So I threw them out. If I'm going to eat crap, it has to be the crap I want. I have a very discriminating crap palette.

(Funny side note: The Blogger spellcheck doesn't recognize "nacho" and "Doritos" and offered up alternatives. So, if Blogger's spellcheck had its way, they'd be called "macho cheese dirties.")


Blogger Jeff Hunter said...

macho cheese dirties

IMHO, appropriate enough.

2:10 PM  

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