Thursday, August 11, 2005

Subject Line ...

I'm blogging at an unGodly hour, and I hear "Ding!" I have mail.

It must be spam. Or maybe it's L.A. Dave. He's often up at crazy hours, and in L.A., it's two hours less crazy than it is here.

It's from Andrew Mcdermott, who, of course, I don't know. It's spam. But the subject line gets me. Nothing to do with porn or refinancing my mortgage. This subject line says, "Be want no tremendous."

Does that mean that I don't want to be tremendous? I think so. I should be a person who wants not to be tremendous. Right?

It's ubiquitous spam for knock-off Rolexes. But some of the fine print says, "When he was waiting to be the object of your munificence, so It was so expressively done, that she had no need to say a word" and "I should like to see such a Parliament anywhere else."

Where does this crap come from?


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