Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Ode to Vermin ...

I am not often moved to write poetry, but today I was inspired. I give you:

Fuck You, Chipmunk Bastard

Fuck you, chipmunk bastard
Your small size does big harm
To my potted plants
And my green grass

Do not dwell in the burrows
In my lawn that you’ve made
As though you are welcome
You are not

You may think you are endeared
To generations of fans of Disney
But you are loved
Only in cartoon form

I may seem a kind lover of nature
But you must learn that the
Double Impatien on my porch
Is not for digging nor dining
Hence the hot sauce


Blogger Marc said...

Maybe you can beat his little ass with some Glam Ku moves.

11:24 AM  

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